January 2009
13 posts
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this makes so much sense, i don’t really understand why it isn’t more wide spread, especially in penny pinching offices around the country.
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Desk rant in relation to inconsiderate coworkers
every day when i come in to work in the morning, my desk is littered with the “leavings” of self-involved people from the night before. i work in the office of a restaurant, booking parties and dealing with tourist groups; at night the waiters come upstairs to count out their money and figure out their tips. i grew so sick of the mess that i finally posted this note on my computer last...
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zombie empathy
i think it must be really hard to be a zombie.
everybody has a gun, and it’s difficult to get close to people without incurring some damage. and you have to be close to bite people, really close. by the time you’re in biting range, you’re head’s been blasted off. i guess if you’re one of those new-age fast zombies with the ability to zig-zag, you might have a chance....
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Subway rant coupled with the notion of a...
often when i’m riding the subway i can hear the noisy music of all the inconsiderate riders sharing the train with me. at times, the music is so loud that i am able to make out chord changes and, if they’re especially obnoxious, lyrics.
my only satisfaction comes when i actually hear the music they are listening to and realize that they deserve to go deaf.
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i can’t believe this is a grammatically correct sentence, and i love that it is. language is such a beautiful device. click the link to learn more.
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Dream 1.21.9
i had a dream last night that anthony and i were homeless and living on the southeast corner of 44th street and broadway. all of our belongings were resting on the sidewalk and i remember feeling as if i wanted to ask him if we could move into our apartment, which existed, but which we weren’t currently occupying. he was talking to a police officer and asking her if it was all right that we...
